“Mom, Dad, you don’t have to work anymore. Relax. I can support you now. Thank you for everything that you’ve done for me.”
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
reblog if you’re a 1900’s kid ~~~~
I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.
I have ADHD.
I paid 20 dollars to calm down.
- me flirting: what was the homework