teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad

(Source: zombieboyj, via say-a)

I can’t wait ‘til the day that I finally get to say,

r-manticist:

“Mom, Dad, you don’t have to work anymore. Relax. I can support you now. Thank you for everything that you’ve done for me.”

bigplansforthatfish:

goldenfreezeover:

somethingambiguous:

tltty:

when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’

We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”

reblog if you’re a 1900’s kid ~~~~

(Source: hungarian, via theninjamang)

marigolde:

m4ge:

Do you ever wonder if the queen of england has ever given a blow job

I do now.

(via theninjamang)

pizzaforpresident:

I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.

I have ADHD.

I paid 20 dollars to calm down.

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