talk shit get hit
—ancient australian proverb (via mrcraabs)
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When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
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Lower yourself onto me
Oh god yep.. I’ve arrived
So Naomi and I wanted to make a .gif and my mum decided to come check on us, omfg.
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Does anyone remember the sheer pain and horror of “The Beep Test”?
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DAMN
ugh
We all know what this is from
I miss yhis
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look down your shirt and spell attic
a titty i see
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FAH THATS SO FUNNY.
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